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Post by Capn Spanky on Mar 31, 2006 18:26:43 GMT -8
Chuck Noris is the New Vin Diesel. Vin had ALLL of these jokes first. CHUCK SUCKS! F*** CHUCK!
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Post by Chief (n7x Dominance) on Mar 31, 2006 18:38:28 GMT -8
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
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Post by LuiGiPwns™ on Mar 31, 2006 21:49:06 GMT -8
the reason outerspace exist is becuase it was too scared to share the earth with chuck norris
RAPE DIZZLE
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Post by Chief (n7x Dominance) on Apr 1, 2006 7:53:44 GMT -8
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Post by LuiGiPwns™ on Apr 1, 2006 10:51:34 GMT -8
When chuck norris does his taxes he just sends blank forms and a picture of himself, crouched and ready to strike.
Chuck norris has never paid taxes!
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Post by lx Spooner xl on Apr 1, 2006 12:59:00 GMT -8
ok fine ill give here is my chuck joke (i lvoe the name chuck by the way its so funny to say..chuck chuck chuck chuck chuck..he stoel it from my insults) anyways..here is my chuck joke..complete with picture if your hero isn't a floating paddle that can defeat chuck norris, u need a new hero |
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Post by Chief (n7x Dominance) on Apr 1, 2006 17:29:05 GMT -8
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Post by Caesar on Apr 1, 2006 17:46:55 GMT -8
I think I speak for everyone when I say we've all heard all of these. Luigi, maybe we should make it a "make up your own" contest?
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Post by LuiGiPwns™ on Apr 2, 2006 0:12:15 GMT -8
yea thats a good idea everyone should make up their own and then we can submit it and vote
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Post by Hellion II on Apr 2, 2006 2:14:58 GMT -8
when chuck norris plays halo, he just sets down his controller, and stares at his tv, causing his enemies heads simply explode, thus making him win.
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Post by Stender™ on Apr 2, 2006 6:25:01 GMT -8
nice Brandon
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Post by Caesar on Apr 2, 2006 8:37:49 GMT -8
Chuck Norris is the reason the Leaning Tower of Pisa is leaning.
Sorry, that's the best thing I could come up with off the top of my head ;D
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Post by Hellion II on Apr 2, 2006 9:20:32 GMT -8
Chuke Norris doesn't play paintball, the paintballs play Chuck Norris
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Post by Chief (n7x Dominance) on Apr 2, 2006 13:16:38 GMT -8
There is no "master chief", only chuck norris in his halloween costume
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Post by TequilaDo on Apr 2, 2006 13:48:47 GMT -8
Chcuk Norris does not die from your RRXYYRRX he simply laughs at your stupidity intil YOU die hahahha LAME!
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