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Post by LuiGiPwns™ on Mar 29, 2006 21:35:11 GMT -8
hey everybody post a good chuck norris joke. But don't post more than 1 per post becuase then it could turn into someone listing every single joke and nobody has a chance to share in the fun.
Maybe we can vote on who has the best one at the end of the week!
And yea you can only post 3 Chuck Norris jokes per person in the weekly period starting today 06-30-06 The game ends 04-06-06.
( I making this up right now )
At the end of the week Each person who participates can pick one of their 5 to enter into the vote thread that we can make later this week.
And the winner gets a cookie of there choice ( oreo, choc chip, raisen, etc )
My 1st:
Chuck norris doesn't need a watch he decides what time it is.
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Post by blakfoot on Mar 29, 2006 21:47:46 GMT -8
Chuck Norris Invented Water
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Post by Chief (n7x Dominance) on Mar 30, 2006 5:02:41 GMT -8
there is no evolution, just animals that chuck allowed to live
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Post by lx Spooner xl on Mar 30, 2006 5:18:17 GMT -8
wtf is with all this chuck norris shit.....its a fad...like wtf
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Post by Chief (n7x Dominance) on Mar 30, 2006 5:18:47 GMT -8
chuck norris is the shit, and always will be
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Post by lx Spooner xl on Mar 30, 2006 5:22:58 GMT -8
noi...no hes not...
the only reason he is popluar is because of his 2 second cameo in dodge ball, and because connan obrian always shows clips of him......he ish't even a good actor
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Post by Hellion II on Mar 30, 2006 6:31:45 GMT -8
...not in your opinion rory.
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Post by DeluXe on Mar 30, 2006 8:40:57 GMT -8
It is said chuck norris is so fast he ran around the world and kicked himself in the back of the head
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Post by Roggie on Mar 30, 2006 9:12:57 GMT -8
If Chuck Norris was to roundhouse kick Master Chief in the head, Master Chief's head would go into orbit around the Earth so fast that it will go around and land back on his shoulders without anyone noticing.
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Post by FrkUout on Mar 30, 2006 9:24:51 GMT -8
off to the junkyard....
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Post by Roggie on Mar 30, 2006 14:04:14 GMT -8
I hate chuck norris.
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Post by Caesar on Mar 30, 2006 15:42:14 GMT -8
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Post by Zangief on Mar 30, 2006 21:42:39 GMT -8
www.chucknorrisfacts.comone for roggie Chuck Norris Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car. Its funny that you bring this up now because this has been all the craze with my brothers and I the last few days.
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Post by lx Spooner xl on Mar 30, 2006 21:46:07 GMT -8
hes your stalker
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Post by LuiGiPwns™ on Mar 30, 2006 21:56:32 GMT -8
wow the best one ive heard so far
im claiming
Chuck Norris is the reason waldo is hiding
haha
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