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Post by lx Spooner xl on Mar 31, 2006 5:13:29 GMT -8
ok fine ill give here is my chuck joke (i lvoe the name chuck by the way its so funny to say..chuck chuck chuck chuck chuck..he stoel it from my insults) anyways..here is my chuck joke..complete with picture if your hero isn't a floating paddle that can defeat chuck norris, u need a new hero
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Post by Chief (n7x Dominance) on Mar 31, 2006 5:13:35 GMT -8
wow cry about it rory, or get the dick out of your ass
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
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Post by Chief (n7x Dominance) on Mar 31, 2006 5:15:04 GMT -8
if you dont like this thread then get out
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Post by lx Spooner xl on Mar 31, 2006 5:15:37 GMT -8
WHAT THE FUCK?!!! that makes no sence
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Post by lx Spooner xl on Mar 31, 2006 5:16:16 GMT -8
i dont mind the thread..but i just pwned chuck, and all his fans ..WITH A PADDLE THAT IS FLOATING IN MID AIR
HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Chief (n7x Dominance) on Mar 31, 2006 5:22:54 GMT -8
yeah that paddle is being held by someone off camera smart one
oh and i had to put this one up for jeremy
When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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Post by lx Spooner xl on Mar 31, 2006 6:10:03 GMT -8
no shit sherlock of couse the paddle is being held by someone....obviously somebody doesn't understand jokes...go kill yourself....i am pissy right nowl.fuck u
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Post by Hellion II on Mar 31, 2006 6:46:41 GMT -8
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Post by Zangief on Mar 31, 2006 9:55:20 GMT -8
one of my personal favorites:
Chuck Norris speaks in ALL CAPS
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Post by Zangief on Mar 31, 2006 9:56:38 GMT -8
quick, someone else post, I have so many more!
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Post by lx Spooner xl on Mar 31, 2006 9:58:24 GMT -8
i think mine was the shit
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Post by LuiGiPwns™ on Mar 31, 2006 10:03:06 GMT -8
i the all caps one and the paddle one rorgy posted made me laugh but i dont know why. maybe becuase of the pic
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Post by TequilaDo on Mar 31, 2006 14:07:23 GMT -8
Legend says Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer too bad he's neer cried
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Post by Zangief on Mar 31, 2006 15:11:54 GMT -8
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Post by TequilaDo on Mar 31, 2006 18:23:23 GMT -8
hahhahaha chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did
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