2 v 2 rape

[tequilado]

alright my little sister and i were playing 2 v 2 and i asked her to get me a moutain dew and i started a game thinking that we wouldnt find a mtach before she came back but unforunatly we did so it was 2 v 1 team oddball to make things better.... so it they were ahead 30 seconds before halobean even got back. so by the time that we got the ball back they were already 2:50 minutes ahead to 0 i finally killed the ball guy and i had a br and sword and gave the ball to my lil sis who really sucks llol (well she aint that bad for her age and gender:P) she kept dying but i would stay alive and kill them both and get a second here and there after 2:53 time straight they killed us both and got 3 more seconds cuz i got a weird fast respwan thing and grabbed a sniper and killed them both and we got the ball again and won

after the game they just sat there in amazement and i just laughed they wouldnt leave my party cuz they sent FR's so i booted them and taht is my amazing story

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[Caesar]

lol that's awesome. 30 fucking kills too. nice.


my story for today is this: i got a pretty nice snipe in the back of someone's head on lockout while they were jumping, but it turns out, it wasnt their head. they were looking down at someone while in the air, and i hit as high as you can fucking hit (i recorded it and watched the slow-mo) but it was his god damn neck, which apparently is invincible to sniper rounds i'd post the little 8 second clip but i dont know where to host the dumb little clip.