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Post by Caesar on Apr 14, 2006 21:48:31 GMT -8
So I was thinking about this topic which has been debated over the years. If anybody can remember, two atom bombs were dropped in Japan in August of 1945, killing around 200,000 civilians.
The anti-bomb argument mostly uses the whole nuclear radiation and civilian casualty facts for support.
The biggest pro-bomb stance strongly emphasizes the fact that hundreds of thousands of American troops were spared, since the A-bombs ruled out an already planned massive invasion with over a million soldiers.
I say yes. Drop it. If the Japanese gave a damn about their people, they'd have thought twice about raping and pillaging most of southeast Asia. Karma, bitches.
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Post by Capn Spanky on Apr 14, 2006 22:12:38 GMT -8
Because this is the junkyard, I can say whatever I want. So, here goes. Due to Einstein's theory of relativity, the only way to split an atom, is by bragging about your penis size. The american army was extremely proficient at this, because we were the biggest cockwailers around, and there was no such thing as the "E-Penis" which most europeans possess at ginormous ability. Now, the split atom releases energy in the forms of heat, and radiation is produced as a bi-product.
Now, the radiation only affects small-penised people. We decided NOT to target Germany because they are such manly men. (Also, I think because of its location, we would risk damaging other European countries and ruining their soil, causing Nuclear famine and hideous super beings.) japan on the other hand, was an island. It still is, but back then, it was more of an island and less of a floating Super Computer. Now any man that survived the blast, also had his penis shrunk four inches when erect. Now, people with no penises (plu. "Peni") can not reproduce with women. So, the Japanese that did not burn to death, in fact, died out without offspring. thus, un-inhabiting large portions of Japan.
Of course, then the radiation spread throughout Japan, mutating humans and animals. The mutated animals ate all of the mutated humans, but were not satisfied. They started all out assaults on the major islands.
The great Japanese weapon, codenamed "Gawzirra" (Godzilla, in English) fought against these mutated animals. In order to defeat the mutated animals, the Japanese sacrificed their weapon Godzilla to eliminate all of them. Unfortunately, Japanese scientists made a small error. The radiation inhabiting all of the animals not only drove them insane, but also gave them super powers.
They could not be killed, only temorarily knocked out. In order to stop these monsters from becoming uncontrollable, they produced a capturing device. The device captured, brainwashed and shrunk the monster to pocket size. The Japanese saw these monsters as powerful allies. Because of their small size and enormous loveability, these monsters were codenamed "Pokemon". The pokemon were then used 50 years later as a way of brainwashing American children into never using Nuclear warfare again.
THE END
P.S. To Summarize it all, Nukes = Pokemon.
If we had not nuked Japan, what would have happened in the 90's?
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Post by Caesar on Apr 14, 2006 23:06:36 GMT -8
...I guess it's a good thing this is the junkyard or I'd ask Jeremy to delete this thread.
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Post by Capn Spanky on Apr 15, 2006 0:43:26 GMT -8
HAHAHA. Well, mixed in with that useless banter are some very good facts. U just have to find them. I also took part in the poll.
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Post by Caesar on Apr 15, 2006 0:52:46 GMT -8
hahaha. i know, i was catching the facts and then got to the Godzilla part and went "omg..."hahah
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Post by Zangief on Apr 15, 2006 18:01:20 GMT -8
Joe, that is the funniest thing I have ever read. I am going to officially ask the king of sexy, Tyler W., to consider increasing your sexy level.
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Post by xEPICxFUZZx on Apr 15, 2006 18:02:34 GMT -8
I think that the use of the A-Bomb was a test to show that the americans will do anythign to win a WAR.....or to end it... i think it saves many lives even though it destoryed soo many...
In todays world... I think we should of use a A=Bomb in Afganistan... and proved we arnt the weak naton that many people in other countries say we are.
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Post by Chief (n7x Dominance) on Apr 15, 2006 18:06:02 GMT -8
Joe, that is the funniest thing I have ever read. I am going to officially ask the king of sexy, Tyler W., to consider increasing your sexy level. wait a tic thats me BOO YAH!!! lol and please dont tell me that tyler (desolate has a w in his last name |
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Post by Chief (n7x Dominance) on Apr 15, 2006 18:07:36 GMT -8
also joe, i have printed off that post and hung it on my wall, you rock
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Post by Zangief on Apr 15, 2006 18:10:05 GMT -8
I was referring to Calico, his last names starts with W. Sorry chief.
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Post by Chief (n7x Dominance) on Apr 15, 2006 18:11:03 GMT -8
i hate you.....
lol, j/k
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Post by Capn Spanky on Apr 15, 2006 18:20:20 GMT -8
Wagenhauser... Vagenhowser... lol. And, I couldnt keep a straight face when i wrote that. I was going to town. Chief, if u really printed that post, take a pic of it on ur wall. I think im gonna make a movie about this.
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Post by Chief (n7x Dominance) on Apr 15, 2006 19:37:41 GMT -8
ok i need to find my camera
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Post by speed on Apr 15, 2006 19:50:34 GMT -8
muhaha.. joes triple post earns some sexy points?
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Post by Capn Spanky on Apr 15, 2006 23:53:20 GMT -8
No, I deleted the triple post. He meant my poke-theory. Go read it. Ill sell em to you guys for $5 if u guys wanna use em to answer essay questions in history class.
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