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Listen to this... Apr 3, 2006 18:15:44 GMT -8

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Post by Nobody on Apr 3, 2006 18:15:44 GMT -8

So i was in physics today doing some some lab with 3 nerds. Now i was just doin my stuff when one of the guy goes. "I have a 150 iq score" (Guy 1). Then this other guy says "If you had an iq score of that much i would be president"( guy 2).
Then guy 1 says "If you were president you would be assisinated so fast. hahaha" (its just a joke). I laugh. While this guy is walking nearby who is a friend of guy 2. He comes over and guy 1 says " guy 2 thinks that i would be assisinated if were prez" Then guy 3 goes "You wont be assisinated cuz i would be ur secretary of defense" (guy 3 is a little retarded)
Then guy 2 and i say " well then, yea it would be a quick and easy assination. and laugh. (again, just a joke)
Guy 3 (because he is retarded) says "Well at least our people arent blowing each other up like the terrorists in your country"
I was like where did that come from and said "What does that have to do with anything"
Guy 3 replies "FU"
I was like "HUH," "And threatened to mess him up.

Now outside he approached me and pushed me. I was a little ticked, cuz i almost ran into a pole behind me. I gave him one hard punch in the chest and watched him get on his knees. I of course ran away because i did not want to get suspended, but it looked so funny to see this guy on his knees in front of me.

Nobody Global Moderator I ALWAYS WIN...except this one time Posts: 3,860	Listen to this... Apr 3, 2006 18:20:18 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Nobody on Apr 3, 2006 18:20:18 GMT -8 did i mention that this guy thinks he is cool (aka acts retarded)

Chief (n7x Dominance) TDC Member Come at me bro. Posts: 3,194	Listen to this... Apr 3, 2006 18:22:59 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chief (n7x Dominance) on Apr 3, 2006 18:22:59 GMT -8 i hate retarded pigs
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Hellion II TDC Member Waiting to respawn Posts: 4,552	Listen to this... Apr 3, 2006 18:24:29 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hellion II on Apr 3, 2006 18:24:29 GMT -8 nice. we did a lab too. meesam handles himself. pwned
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Nobody Global Moderator I ALWAYS WIN...except this one time Posts: 3,860	Listen to this... Apr 3, 2006 18:51:14 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Nobody on Apr 3, 2006 18:51:14 GMT -8 I didnt want to hurt him, but he left me no choice. You know how it is if someone would have ran into a pole backwards.

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Listen to this... Apr 3, 2006 18:51:17 GMT -8

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Post by Chief (n7x Dominance) on Apr 3, 2006 18:51:17 GMT -8

my friend on the bus pwned some guy who called him something racial because he was from iran.
i mean he chased the kid off the bus and told him off, real goood.

the other kid almost pissed himself

and my friend didnt have to punch him lol

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Chief (n7x Dominance) TDC Member Come at me bro. Posts: 3,194	Listen to this... Apr 3, 2006 18:52:43 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chief (n7x Dominance) on Apr 3, 2006 18:52:43 GMT -8 that was the day he became my hero lol
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Nobody Global Moderator I ALWAYS WIN...except this one time Posts: 3,860	Listen to this... Apr 3, 2006 18:52:45 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Nobody on Apr 3, 2006 18:52:45 GMT -8 I mean, i was jokin around with my friends, and i actually thought he was joking too inside the class. That is, until class was over
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Chief (n7x Dominance) TDC Member Come at me bro. Posts: 3,194	Listen to this... Apr 4, 2006 14:26:39 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chief (n7x Dominance) on Apr 4, 2006 14:26:39 GMT -8 well next time pwn him with a 4 shot to the face with your fists of fury! lol
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Nobody Global Moderator I ALWAYS WIN...except this one time Posts: 3,860	Listen to this... Apr 4, 2006 14:48:59 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Nobody on Apr 4, 2006 14:48:59 GMT -8 My friend called and said he was not at school today, neither was i. lol

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Listen to this... Apr 4, 2006 15:04:08 GMT -8

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Post by Capn Spanky on Apr 4, 2006 15:04:08 GMT -8

Yeah, once I was at basketball camp, and a kid from the session before me was walking past me. Lets call this kid "Luigi". My friend, who we will call "Adam" know that this kid is called "Luigi". Adam turns to me and says "That kids name is Luigi, we have a kid named Mario at our school". Luigi thought I had said it, so he turns around and started talking threats to me. I calmly diffused the situation by saying "I didnt say anything about you. If you have a problem, come let me know." Because, at the time, I had been doing taekwondo for 7 years and I had a blackbelt. Now, Luigi didnt know that, so he was about to push me, and i was gettin ready to punch him in the face. Luckily for him, his friend saw all this happening and talked him out of it. So, It looks like im the real badass here. Just walk away. Or, aim for the face, not the chest.

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Nobody Global Moderator I ALWAYS WIN...except this one time Posts: 3,860	Listen to this... Apr 5, 2006 15:14:36 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Nobody on Apr 5, 2006 15:14:36 GMT -8 I wasnt aiming. I just swung