Rap Contest

[xTDCx Mari0]

You plug in yo' controllers
talkin' nuttin' but trash
claimin' you got the skillz
but not forkin' up the cash

So go 'head 'n sit back
just enjoy the show
our straffs too dirty
your aim's too slow

Stick to the face
you're seein' all in blue
"Where's he at!?" you're cryin'
foo, I'm behind you.

You're spawnin' left and right
you don't know what to do
Shots comin' from all directions
Noobs we're ownin' you

A snipe in Hangem'
A 3-Shot in Wiz
A shotty in Longest
Rocks in Priz

Where's ya radar at?
Back in "NoobieTown"?
Your faces white hands sweatin'
Noobs yo' goin' down

Fifty killz to three
seems reasonable to me
'cept three seems to be
too hard for you to reach

The game is over
your heads hangin' down
now you know fo' sho' -
You belong in "NoobieTown"


AKGoose wrote this over at the mlgpro.com forums
I think its halfway decent. Can anybody write any thing better?

[Chief (n7x Dominance)]

yo,yo, yo, I OWN YOU!!!

oh snap im good ;D

[Stender™]

first thing first i sign into live
i get in da ghost
then put it in drive
den i splatter you wit no host

i'll work on something that was in 20 secs.

[Caesar]

My friends Charley and Kris went through a black phase...they wrote some raps:

"CHORUS:

K-DAWG: WHAT?!

C-UNIT: WHAT?!

K-DAWG: WHAT?!

C-UNIT: WHAT?!

K-DAWG: WHAT?!

C-UNIT: WHAT?!

K-DAWG: MIKE JONES!

C-UNIT: WHAT?!

K-DAWG: MIKE JONES!

C-UNIT: MIKE JONES!

K-DAWG: IM TIRED OF WEAK ASS NIGGAS!!

C-UNIT: NO WEAK ASS NIGGAS

K-DAWG: WHAT?!

C-UNIT: NO WEAK ASS NIGGAS!



C-UNIT: I rollz wit mah niggaz like all damn day

I come home to ma' bitches and we'z roll in da' hay

Stirrin up shit with a crucifix

Now i gottz ta go have a ho suck mah dick

Pop a nigga like a nut on my wayz ta fame

Who da fuck cares, I's jus playin' da game

Mah bruthas say mah rhymes is off da hook

Them Niggaz know I ain't gonna read no book!


-CHORUS-


K-DAWG: WHy the fuck cant dey understand?

Ill fuck a bitch up like Jackie Chan.

Now the judge callin me to court

The niggaz knows i aint payin child support

That bitch wanted me to sell mah gold

So I threw her and her baby out in da cold

Now Mah niggas bein put out on da line

Ill bust caps in de'a ass with MY NINE!


-CHORUS-


C-UNIT: Rollin in mah Caddy, tokin up a Jay

My ho's is on da line, but dey aint gettin no play.

Homies call me up ringin, C-UNIT is my name

Bustin niggas is my business, fuckin hoes is my game

I call mah brutha K-DAWG, that fucka's INSANE

He'll off the pope with a blowtorch

Then we go smokin Mary Jane


-CHORUS-

[Chief (n7x Dominance)]

ok im offended

ZANHAMMER TIME!!!!! lol