Brandon trash talking my band friend on msn..

[lx Spooner xl]

lol this was sooooo funny ui was laughing so hard.....then he insulted her dead parents.....bad move

u have to rerad the whole thing........it gets better the more u read lol

3:59:58) jessica: well
(00:00:01) jessica: goodbye
(00:00:03) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: bye
(00:00:14) jessica: I will ttyl
(00:00:16) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: bye person
(00:00:18) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: no you wont
(00:00:26) jessica: uhh not you
(00:00:27) jessica: Rory
(00:00:33) jessica: bye Kid
(00:00:34) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: i see how it is
(00:00:36) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: ooh
(00:00:37) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: kid?
(00:00:39) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: its on
(00:00:39) jessica: haha
(00:00:47) jessica: whatev
(00:00:52) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: its a good thing rory's joining the lion
(00:00:52) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: s
(00:00:58) jessica: uh yeah
(00:01:01) jessica: anyways
(00:01:06) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: exactly
(00:01:09) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: go to bed kid
(00:01:16) jessica: um no
(00:01:19) ***Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV! high fives brandon!! nice job !!!!!!!!!
(00:01:24) jessica: I am not going to bed actually
(00:01:27) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: pst
(00:01:27) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: fine
(00:01:31) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: get out of here kid
(00:01:33) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: shes 20 yrs old
(00:01:38) jessica: why do you high five that
(00:01:42) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: i dunnno
(00:01:42) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: shes a kid to rick
(00:01:46) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: lol
(00:01:48) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: toche
(00:01:51) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: how old is rick?
(00:01:52) jessica: who the hell is Rick
(00:01:57) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: depends
(00:02:01) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: how much you willing to spend
(00:02:03) jessica: you know what I don't care
(00:02:04) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: lol
(00:02:07) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: exactly
(00:02:09) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: go to bed kid
(00:02:16) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: ur a kid 2 her
(00:02:20) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: shes twice ur age kid
(00:02:20) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: prove it
(00:02:23) jessica: yeah
(00:02:27) jessica: boy
(00:02:28) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: shes 32
(00:02:29) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: ?
(00:02:30) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: whos side am i on
(00:02:36) jessica: mine!!!


(00:02:38) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: i hope im a dude
(00:02:41) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: shut up
(00:02:43) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: lol
(00:02:44) jessica: no boy
(00:02:45) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: hes joining the lions
(00:02:48) jessica: boy
(00:02:49) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: get over it
(00:02:50) jessica: boy
(00:02:51) jessica: boy
(00:02:52) jessica: boy
(00:02:53) jessica: boy
(00:02:54) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: man
(00:02:54) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: girl
(00:02:54) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: girl
(00:02:55) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: man man
(00:02:55) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: gfril
(00:02:56) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: man
(00:02:56) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: gril
(00:02:57) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: gril
(00:02:58) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: gril
(00:03:00) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: gril?
(00:03:01) jessica: girl is fine
(00:03:02) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: lol
(00:03:07) jessica: any goodbye
(00:03:08) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: i prefer man for her?
(00:03:13) jessica: uhh
(00:03:17) jessica: actually
(00:03:19) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: i am laughing so hard hahahaha
(00:03:34) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: thats right, little kids like you need thei sleep, so go to bed
(00:03:45) jessica: I am not going to bed
(00:03:47) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: with your feety pajamas, and little teddy bear
(00:03:49) jessica: \now you are the lier
(00:03:56) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: liar*
(00:04:04) jessica: see you are just getting those ideas from your self
(00:04:16) jessica: yes sorry for the sp.
(00:04:46) jessica: I bet you have a stuffed x box you sleep with ever night
(00:04:50) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: ooh that was original
(00:04:58) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: i thought so
(00:05:01) jessica: and matching unitard pjs
(00:05:06) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: I HAVE THOSE
(00:05:09) jessica: hahaha
(00:05:11) jessica: oh Rory
(00:05:12) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: watch ou for the monsters in your closet.
(00:05:16) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: they are power ranger pyjamas
(00:05:19) jessica: I don't have a closet
(00:05:19) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: rory
(00:05:22) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: your done talking
(00:05:30) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: watch out for the monsters under your bed
(00:05:36) jessica: um no you are
(00:05:37) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: i am scared to look under my bed at night
(00:05:49) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: mommy and daddy dont want to wake up and find you afraid to sleep in your own bed
(00:05:49) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: it smells bad
(00:05:58) jessica: I don't have a mommy and daady
(00:06:16) jessica: *daddy
(00:06:22) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: yes you do
(00:06:26) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: its true
(00:06:26) jessica: uhhh not hear
(00:06:28) jessica: here
(00:06:28) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: shes addopted
(00:06:35) jessica: no not adopted
(00:06:37) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: then you have a mommy and daddy
(00:06:38) jessica: you got it all wrong
(00:07:20) jessica: they got killed in a car accident last year
(00:07:25) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: oh yea i rermembver that
(00:07:25) jessica: I live with my sister
(00:07:29) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: i went to the funeral
(00:07:32) jessica: yeah
(00:07:37) jessica: it was in May
(00:07:45) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: then your sister doesnt want to find you sleeping there because your afraid
(00:07:45) jessica: right before may long remeber
(00:07:54) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: jesus christ
(00:07:59) jessica: you are a selfich little spoiled brat of a boy
(00:08:05) jessica: *selfish
(00:08:25) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: im not a spoiled brat, maybe selfish
(00:08:40) jessica: and why I am wasting my time talking to unsensative people like you is beyond me
(00:08:55) jessica: so goodbye and NOT goodnught
(00:08:57) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: because you think im eSEXY
(00:09:06) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: HQHAHAHAhAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(00:09:08) jessica: in your dreams
(00:09:22) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: my boyish good looks and smooth talking won you over
(00:09:24) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: admit it
(00:09:35) jessica: they only thing that thinks your sexy is your imaginary dog
(00:09:43) jessica: smmoth talking
(00:09:53) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: i have 3 dogs
(00:10:01) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: im sure they dont talk, or think like humans do
(00:10:08) jessica: exactly
(00:10:12) jessica: my point
(00:10:48) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: is that you are taking out your anger of having an imaginary dog to replace the lack of a real one, by imposing your emotions on me?
(00:10:51) jessica: and talking about howRory is going to lions is no smooth talking
(00:11:04) jessica: imposing my emotions
(00:11:16) jessica: um yeah you just have a lack of respect for emotions
(00:11:20) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: i think the word is superimposing, but this was shorter
(00:11:29) jessica: thus, why you will never win over any girl
(00:11:37) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: not if shes you
(00:11:42) jessica: nope
(00:11:46) jessica: that's for sure
(00:11:54) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: im fine with that
(00:11:58) jessica: she would have to be a man
(00:12:26) jessica: so definitley not me!!!
(00:12:36) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: then it wouldnt be a she. but sorry, no matter whatever male "parts" you might have, im still not going to go after you
(00:13:05) jessica: uhhh ueah and obviously you don't understand english
(00:13:15) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: oh very well.
(00:13:28) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: i do.
00:14:32) jessica: and plus you shouldn't even be talking about male parts becasue you aren't even developed enough to have any!
(00:14:39) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(00:15:12) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: arent even developed enough to have any. wow. original.
(00:15:20) jessica: uhhh ok
(00:15:34) jessica: like I said english
(00:15:36) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: keep in mind
(00:15:50) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: english. im probably better at it than you
(00:15:57) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: that she doesn't polay xbox live......so even though u have heard that insult 100 times on xbox live..she hasnt
(00:15:59) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: keep in mind?
(00:16:01) jessica: yeah because that's what my degree is
(00:16:36) jessica: and English major
(00:16:41) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: well obviously they just hand degrees out to anyone these days
(00:17:00) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: they didnt give me my high school degree
(00:17:05) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: shut up
(00:17:44) jessica: and obviously they don't educate kids in Elementary like they used to
(00:18:00) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: elementary, so long ago.
(00:18:07) jessica: umm oh really?
(00:18:12) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: oh yes really
(00:18:17) jessica: well good for you
(00:18:24) jessica: for passing gr.6
(00:18:48) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: yes, good for me
(00:19:06) jessica: and crap for whoevr taught you
(00:19:14) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: because now ill graduate early from high school
(00:19:35) jessica: oh well oh...
(00:19:38) jessica: I applaude you
(00:19:49) jessica: you and your stuck up ass
(00:20:11) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: yet you're the one bragging about having an english degree and an english major?
(00:20:22) jessica: no I was making a point
(00:20:38) jessica: an english degree and major are the same thing
(00:20:48) jessica: for your information
(00:20:49) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: and i was being stuck up? i think we have two different perceptions of what each other says
(00:21:00) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: then why did you say them as two seperate things?
(00:21:03) jessica: well I don't know
(00:21:30) jessica: I didn't
(00:21:42) jessica: I said I am getting a degree in Eniglish
(00:21:51) jessica: THAT, is my major
(00:21:55) jessica: .....
(00:22:02) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: no, here...look
(00:22:14) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: jessica says:

yeah because that's what my degree is

jessica says:

and English major
(00:22:23) jessica: sorry
(00:22:29) jessica: an English major
(00:22:31) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: touche
(00:22:38) jessica: typo
(00:22:51) jessica: common sense
(00:23:29) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: well there we go, your own gramatical errors caused me confusion, therefore rendering your major in english to be useless, as you obviously have bad 3rd grade grammar techniques
(00:23:44) jessica: well i am sorry that when chatting I am not perfect
(00:23:47) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: thats a hyperbole
(00:24:12) jessica: there shoud be a comma after therefore
(00:24:13) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: *i used a big word
(00:24:18) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: no
(00:24:23) jessica: therefore,
(00:24:25) Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV!: yes
(00:24:26) jessica: yes
(00:24:34) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: or you can do it without the comma
(00:24:36) jessica: it is a transition word
(00:25:13) hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?: touche

[Hellion II]

yeah i got owned with the therefore thing. so i ended it. it was messing around anyway

[killr]

You really read all that.

[torenko]

I know I didnt. Waaaaay too much.. letters and words.

[lx Spooner xl]

he was in it......

he was "hey we have a retard on our team....wanna trade?:"
i was "Rory...CONGRATS JARED ON SCV"
and my 20 year old friend was "jessica"

fun times

[SpartanProject2]

i beat you wont hit her ;D

[lx Spooner xl]

nope..i would never hit a girl

[Caesar]

it's not as much as it looks because there aren't even that many one-lined sentences. and by the way brandon, you were right she is wrong. you pwned her with english even though you had a couple errors here and there.

a better formation of that sentence, however, would be to omit "therefore" altogether. you get the same effect in that sentence if you say "...caused me confusion, rendering your major useless..."

[TequilaDo]

caeser you are really smart how do you call yourself a moron?

[Caesar]

i just picked the first gamertag that didn't seem ridiculously lame. apparently i got a little too anxious cause it's pretty gay. but yea i don't call myself a moron, other people do.

Just because I snagged the flag and went for the quick escape, died in mid-air, and the flag fell off lockout <u>twice</u>, IT DOES NOT MAKE ME STUPID! Only extremely unfortunate, like in everything I do.

=edit=

:-| i love the HTML masterpiece...

[Hellion II]

IN THE END, I WON, THATS ALL THAT MATTERS

[roggie2499]

Brandon wins. No doubting it. (Even though, In the end, it doesn't even matter...)