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Post by Hellion II on Mar 12, 2008 5:45:22 GMT -8
The game goes as follows:
One person creates a wish, say, I wish I had a plane so I could fly anywhere I wanted.
The next person will then corrupt the wish, saying, "granted, but the plane has no landing gear, so you're basically screwed until you run out of fuel"
Or "I wish for bigger boobs"
"Granted, but one boob is way bigger than the other"
You get the idea. Use your imagination! I'll start.
I wish I could turn invisible.
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Post by FrkUout on Mar 12, 2008 6:13:12 GMT -8
Granted but you'll be blind so you cannot see any naked women.
I wish I was a millionaire.
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Post by Hellion II on Mar 12, 2008 6:15:12 GMT -8
Granted, but it's Monopoly money.
I wish it was my birthday already.
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Post by Zangief on Mar 12, 2008 8:10:10 GMT -8
Granted, but you are getting no presents.
I wish I was asleep.
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Post by Dana :D on Mar 12, 2008 10:06:50 GMT -8
Granted, but you will never wake up.
I wish college was over.
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Post by Zangief on Mar 12, 2008 10:11:29 GMT -8
Granted, now you face 40 years of under appreciated work with out the fun and freedom of college.
I wish I was eating a club sandwich.
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Post by calico on Mar 12, 2008 10:31:54 GMT -8
Granted, but it's the last thing you get to eat today.
I wish everyone played Halo 2.
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Post by Dana :D on Mar 12, 2008 12:20:43 GMT -8
Granted, but we will all lose to Nobody.
I wish I didnt have to go to english class.
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Post by Roggie on Mar 12, 2008 12:36:30 GMT -8
Granted, but you're stuck in Seminar's Freshman Reading portion for 2 weeks with the same book.
I wish my 360 controller didn't break when I slammed it.
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Post by xEPICxFUZZx on Mar 12, 2008 13:16:55 GMT -8
Granted, but everything besides the control breaks when you touch it.
I wish I had a 1$ for everytiem someone said, 'I wish...'
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Post by Zangief on Mar 12, 2008 13:22:05 GMT -8
Granted, but you wouldn't actually get any money because you asked for 1$ instead of $1.
I wish for a Popsicle.
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Post by Roggie on Mar 12, 2008 14:18:51 GMT -8
Granted, but it has no stick and is frozen to the paper.
I wish I was a NASCAR driver.
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Post by Chief (n7x Dominance) on Mar 12, 2008 14:22:28 GMT -8
Granted, but your car never makes it more than 5 laps into a race.
I wish my wishes didn't suck.
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Post by xEPICxFUZZx on Mar 12, 2008 15:48:34 GMT -8
Granted, but you'll never ever get that girl you like to do the above stated to you.
I wish, that wish were made of cheese... I like cheese...
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Post by Chief (n7x Dominance) on Mar 12, 2008 15:51:24 GMT -8
Granted, but the cheese is filled with maggots and covered in mold.
I wish that the next persons wish will come true. ;D hah
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