definition

[Chief (n7x Dominance)]

thanks to Tyler (desolate) i had to put this up

1. e-penis
A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual (usually within an online or "internet" community). Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth, computer speed, hard drive size, size of dvd collection, and an impressive frag count in any number of popular first person shooters.
"I have a +5 e-penis of down smacking, bitch!" or "my e-penis > your e-penis"

also

Online "social status" on an internet forum. Usually based on stats such as post count, or amount of time one has been a member.
Some people think having a large post count gives them a bigger e-penis

Here is gambits definition

Excessive emotional and ego investment in an online message board or forum; a marked tendency to continue to argue one's point even after losing a debate in such a forum.
SuperFascist wouldn't let the argument go; he was clearly having e-penis issues.

[Stender™]

that is awesome

[lx Spooner xl]

if ePenis included xbox games i would rape all of yall with my size

i would drawf jesse

[Chief (n7x Dominance)]

ya but your halo skill e-penis would rival that of a girls

[Zangief]

pwned

[lx Spooner xl]

powed

[Capn Spanky]

My e-penis could choke a whore from 40 feet away. I have to keep it tucked in, or I could get sued. Also, if I dont, i violate MULTIPLE restraining orders because I am within a certain distance of ppl otherwise. I also named it William. William is a lover, not a fighter. He also doesnt tire easily. P.S. Rory, I am still somewhat appalled at ur obsession with the man named "Jesse" did he PROVE to u that his penis was too big for his girl? Maybe she was just small. Or, maybe he is inexperienced, and did not allow her cavities to stretch out before full-on poundage. Thank you, im done.

[lx Spooner xl]

capnspanky said:

My e-penis could choke a whore from 40 feet away. I have to keep it tucked in, or I could get sued. Also, if I dont, i violate MULTIPLE restraining orders because I am within a certain distance of ppl otherwise. I also named it William. William is a lover, not a fighter. He also doesnt tire easily. P.S. Rory, I am still somewhat appalled at ur obsession with the man named "Jesse" did he PROVE to u that his penis was too big for his girl? Maybe she was just small. Or, maybe he is inexperienced, and did not allow her cavities to stretch out before full-on poundage. Thank you, im done.

ive seen it MANY TIMES END OF DISCUSSION[/u]

also...why is ur ePenis so big....? i have a million games..give us a good solid answer

[Zangief]

this is the junkyard, Jo loves to spam with sarcastic responses. Personally I find them amusing.

[Chief (n7x Dominance)]

E PENIS!!!!!!!


=EDIT=

fine you japanese tree monkey E-PENIS

[Roggie]

you forgot the -...

[speed]

ive seen it MANY TIMES END OF DISCUSSION

youve seen his penis many times?

gay.

[Chief (n7x Dominance)]

i agree, it seems as rory is coming out of the garage now. the closet is wide open

[lx Spooner xl]

oh gosh..when did i write that....oh my

[Capn Spanky]

Lol, that's Rory's way of saying "oops..." he's past the garage now, he passing the Canadian Border.